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Next, my humans put these glowing bulbs on the green thing. Sometimes they glowed, and then they would stop glowing. Very odd. They then hung a bunch of long, dangling stuff on the green thing (the tree?), and for some strange reason, they didn't want me playing with it! But they were all shiny and sparkly and dangling - just the kind of things I like to play with!
After that, my humans put some balls (I know what those are!) on the green thing. Again, they didn't want me playing with them. Tell me, what good are balls if you can't play with them? Silly humans. Finally, they put a nice, soft blanket around the base of the green thing.